No Longer Giving a Single Fuck.

Fuck everything, worry about it tomorrow. I invite you to do the same.

It’s shocking how bad instagram wants to be tumblr.

The way boobs jigggle »

The way boobs jigggle »

When I’m with a girl, doing sex stuff I mean, she’s gotta tell me exactly what she feels. How it feels, where it feels, ya know? If she doesn’t then I only do what feels good for me, and I’ve always been an equal oppurtunist. In my opinion loud talkative sex > silent sex. But that’s just me.

jstforkicks:

LOL I made these.

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

I had a dream Marelo came to my school during passing period, dropped to her knees and sucked my dick in front of everyone. It was asdfghjkl.

(Source: dasdelan, via snaxboogie)

I can feel my nipples hardening.

  • me: ugh i hate swimming
  • someone: then why do you swim?
  • me: because i love it
onthefeeted:

EPIC

onthefeeted:

EPIC

(Source: santlov, via snaxboogie)

computersaysnooo:

Jr Reko analyses the situation at hand

computersaysnooo:

Jr Reko analyses the situation at hand

(via imonlyjoshinya)

to be completely honest, getting high is fun. however, i don’t smoke anymore because it hurt my mom. I did it for a while, and got caught. I stopped and haven’t smoked since. Personally, I don’t see anything wrong with smoking marijuana. the police, on the other hand, do. i know my mom would feel terrible if she found out and she does way to much for me to let that happen again. ….all this said, im still gunna fill a cup of clean piss and hide it in the bathroom, just in case;)

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